Friday, March 12, 2010

ONE MORE BIG PIECE OF SHIT


Shit can be used to denote trouble, by saying one is in a lot of shit or deep shit. It's common for someone to refer to an unpleasant thing as hard shit (You got a speeding ticket? Man, that's some hard shit), but the phrase tough shit is used as an unsympathetic way of saying too bad to whoever is having problems (You got arrested? Tough shit, man!) or as a way of expressing to someone that they need to stop complaining about something and just deal with it (Billy: I got arrested because of you! Tommy: Tough shit, dude, you knew you might get arrested when you chose to come with me.) Note that in this case, as in many cases with the term, tough shit is often said as a way of pointing out someone's fault in his/her own current problem.

When the shit hits the fan is usually used to refer to a specific time of confrontation or trouble, which requires decisive action. This is often used in reference to combat situations and the action scenes in movies, but can also be used for everyday instances that one might be apprehensive about. I don't want to be here when the shit hits the fan! indicates that the speaker is dreading this moment (which can be anything from an enemy attack to confronting an angry parent or friend). He's the one to turn to when the shit hits the fan is an indication that the person being talked about is dependable and will not run from trouble or abandon their allies in tough situations. The concept of this phrase is simple enough, as the actual substance striking the rotating blades of a fan would cause a messy and unpleasant situation (much like being in the presence of a manure spreader). Whether or not this has actually happened, or if the concept is simply feasible enough for most people to imagine the result without needing it to be demonstrated, is unknown. Another example might be the saying shit rolls down hill which is particularly illustrating, the consequences of putting your superiors in a bad position at work. There are a number of anecdotes and jokes about such situations, as the imagery of these situations is considered to be funny. This is generally tied-in with the concept that disgusting and messy substances spilled onto someone else are humorous.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

CAMMODE "THE HOLE WATCHER"


THE HOLE WATCHER IS STORY OF A "CAMMODE SEAT" I CHOOSE THIS STORY BECAUSE I HAD NO OTHER OPTION,YES.WE CAN SAY THAT CAMMODE IS NOT THE IMPORTANT PART OF OUR LIFE,IT IS NOTHING.WE HARDLY THINK ABOUT IT BUT INCIDENCES HAS TO HAPPEN IF IT IS IN YOUR FATE.
IN 1872 WHEN INDIA WAS SINKED IN THE ENGLISH ALCOHOL AND BRITISH WERE BUSY IN MAKING INDIA HOLLOW THAT TIME IN CALCUTTA A BRITISH OPENED A CAMMODE FACTORY!.BECAUSE BRITISH TROOPS WERE CONTINUOUSLY COMING IN INDIA AND FOR THEIR GOOD SANITATION FACILITY THEY PRE OPENED A CAMMODE FACTORY. THERE WAS A LABOUR IN THE FACTORY NAME NATULLA.HE WAS POOR AND SINGLE BUT HE WAS VERY TALENTED.HE MADE CAMMODES OF UNIQUE STYLES. HE WAS VERY MUCH INTO HIS WORK AND SO BRITISH WERE VERY HAPPY WITH NATULLA'S DEDICATION AND REWARDED HIM TIME TO TIME BUT NATULLA'S CO WORKERS WERE JEALOUS WITH HIS SUCCESS AND HIS WORK STYLE TOWARDS CAMMODE MAKING..
ONE NIGHT NATULLA WAS WORKING OVERTIME AND BUSY IN GIVING FINISHING TOUCH TO HIS LATEST CAMMODE DISCOVERY WITH THE DRAINAGE FACILITY ALONG WITH A ASS WASHER MEANS YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE OUR HANDS.SUDDENLY.THREE OF HIS CO WORKERS CAME TO HIM THEY ALL WERE IN RAGE AND KILLED HIM ON HIS CAMMODE BY PRESSING HIS THROAT BUT A BRITISH MAN SAW THEM AND CRUCIFIED ALL THREE OF THEM NEXT MORNING..
HIS CAMMODE WAS IN THE WORLD AND HE WAS ALIVE THROUGH HIS CAMMODE.

SIX MONTHS LATER...

A BRITISH WOMAN PURCHASED THAT CAMMODE.
SHE FIXED IT IN HER BATHROOM & SECOND DAY SHE WAS FOUND DEAD IN THERE.HER BODY WAS IN TWO PIECES.EVERY ONE WAS TERRIFIED BY THIS INCIDENT AND CONFUSED TOO,THAT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO HER.THE GUY WHO SOLD THE CAMMODE KNEW THE MYSTERY & HE DESCRIBED THE WHOLE STORY IN FRONT OF A BRITISH SARGENT.WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT IS PREDICTABLE,YES THEY FILLED THE CAMMODE WITH STONES AND BURIED IN A FIELD TO TRANQUILLIZE NATULLA'S SOUL..

PURPLE SPARKLING SHIT


A SPARKLING PIECE OF SHIT....

IS JUST A PIECE OF SHIT...
Shit can comfortably stand in for the terms bad and anything in many instances (Dinner was good, but the movie was shit. You're all mad at me, but I didn't do shit!). A comparison can also be used, as in Those pants look like shit, or This stuff tastes like shit. Many usages are idiomatic. The phrase, I don't give a shit denotes indifference. I'm shit out of luck usually refers to someone who is at the end of their wits or who has no remaining viable options. That little shit shot me in the ass, suggests a mischievous or contemptuous person. Euphemisms such as crap are not used in this context.

The term piece of shit is generally used to classify a product or service as being sufficiently below the writer's understanding of generally accepted quality standards to be of negligible and perhaps even negative value.The term piece of shit has greater precision than shit or shitty in that piece of shit identifies the low quality of a specific component or output of a process without applying a derogatory slant to the entire process. For example, if one said "The inner city youth orchestra has been a remarkably successful initiative in that it has kept young people off the streets after school and exposed them to culture and discipline, thereby improving their self esteem and future prospects. The fact that the orchestra's recent rendition of Tchaikovsky's Manfred Symphony in B minor was pretty much a piece of shit should not in any way detract from this." The substitution of shit or shitty for pretty much a piece of shit would imply irony and would therefore undermine the strength of the statement.