Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it, Play with it but don't make it angry with you.
Socrates: What is shit? Why is shit? Who is shit? When to shit? How to shit?..Answer me..
Aristotle: The essence of shittyness is in the atmosphere...Feel it son,feel it..
Archimedes: Hmmm... why doesn't this shit float? Give me a place to stand and I'll move any
piece of shit
Descartes: I think, so why am I in this shit? I shit, therefore I am.
Leibniz (as interpreted by Voltaire): The best of all possible shit in this world made for shit.
Thoreau: I wanted to live deliberately ... To suck all the shit out of life.
Sartre: Shit is meaningless! What is shit, anyway?
Freudianism: Shit is a phallic symbol so just feel the shit but don't think to defeat the shit.
Gandhi ji:This human is not as clean as Shit.
George Washington: Shit is not in west whole west is in shit.
Obama: That together,We will change the shit one day.
Abraham Lincoln: This female shit will make this world hollow.
John McCain: Our shit will be next.
George w bush: We will fight shit with shit, Cause we are the world no.1 shit cleaners.
Hitler: Lock all these Non-Nazi Shit in the torture room of shit, Hail SHIT.
Bill Clinton: Well...., I gave my shit to monica and hillary, Collect it from them..
Nelson Mandela:Why black shit is not free....We are better then white shit.Try us.
Thales: Earth, Air, Fire,water and SHIT.We are made of five elements.
