In various world religions:-
Taoism: Drain your shit..
If you can shit,do it with attitude.
Shit happens, so flow with it.
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding.
She-it happens, She-it happens, happens, happens,
she-it, she-it... (Repeat until you become one with she-it)
Please this flower and buy our shit.
Confucianism: Confucious say, "Shit blast,Shit blast".
Confucious says, "If shit has to blast, let it blast
PROPERLY."
Buddhism: If shit knocks, it isn't really shit.
If shit happens, it isn't really happening TO anyone.
Shit will knock again to your door next time.
Only he who totally gives up the desire for shit will
have salvation with bad digestion.
Zen: What is the sound of shit blasting ?
7th Day Adventism:
Shit knocks on everyday with one day off.
Hinduism: I've seen this shit blasting before.
This shit is not a religion,it is the way of life.
This shit happening IS you.
Protestantism: If shit get rude, it happens in liquid.
If shit happens, praise the lord for it!
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Episcopalianism: If shit happens, hold your hole.
Lutheranism: Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.
Anglicanism: It's true, shit does happen -- but only to Lutherans.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it.
You were born shit, you are shit, and you will die shit.
Charismatic Catholicism:
Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love you
anyway.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to US?
Why does shit always happen just before closing the deal?
Reform Judaism: Got any laxatives?
Islam: If this shit happens, it is the will.
If shit happens, take a hostage.
We don't make any shitty bombs.
Nation of Islam:
Don't take no shit!
New Age: That's not shit, it's feldspar.
A firm shit does not happen to me.
This isn't shit if I really believe it's chocolate.
I create my own shit.
If shit blasts, honor it and share it.
Sheeeeeeeeeeit!
Were all part of the same shit.
For $300, we can help you get in touch with your inner shit.
Wicca: If shit happened once, it will happen twice more.
The Goddess makes shit happen.
Jehovah's Witnesses:
No shit happens until Armaggedon.
there is only a limited amount of good shit.
Knock Knock, "Shit Happens."
Here, we insist you take our shit.
Shit ejects door to door.
Good Morning, I have some shit for you to read.
Secular Humanism: Shit is nothing we all are shit.
Darwinism: If brown shit crosses with black shit then yellow shit forms.
Creationism: And the Lord said "Let there be shit" ... and there
came piles of it. After six days of this shit, He rested.
Christian Science:
When shit happens, don't call a doctor--pray.
Shit doesn't happen and I am not up to my eyeballs in it.
Our shit will take care of itself.
Shit happens in your mind.
Atheism: I don't believe this shit!
Shit doesn't happen. Shit is dead.
No shit!
It looks and smells like shit, so I'm damned if I'm going
to taste it.
Religion from an Atheist's point of view: I haven't smelt, seen, touched, or tasted it. But it's shit.
Agnosticism: It looks and smells like shit, but I haven't tasted it, so
I'm not sure whether its shit or not.
What is this shit?!
I don't know shit!
How can we KNOW if shit happens?
You can't prove any of this shit!
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Hey, this is good shit, mon.
Mormonism: If shit happens, shun it.
Excrement happens. (you can't say 'shit' in Utah)
Hey, there's more shit happening over here!
Our shit is better than your shit.
Shit happens again & again & again ...
Energizer Bunny: Shit happens and happens and happens and ...
Baptist: You are shitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for it.
We'll wash the shit right off you.
Southern Baptist: Shit will happen. Praise the lord!
Iraqi Baathist: Oh shit!
Voodoo: Shit doesn't just happen -- somebody dumped it on you.
Let's stick some pins in this shit!
This shit's gonna get you!
Televangelism: Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop
happening...
Unitarianism: What is this Shit?
We affirm the right for shit to happen.
Go ahead, shit anywhere you want.
It's not the shit that matters. It's the process.
Orthodox: St. Sergius found his faith in deep shit.
Greek Orthodox: Shit happens, usually in threes.
EST: I am at cause that shit will not happen.
You're responsible for all the shit that happens.
Fundamentalism: There's no shit in the Bible.
Shit happens, but don't publish it.
Taoism: Drain your shit..
If you can shit,do it with attitude.
Shit happens, so flow with it.
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding.
She-it happens, She-it happens, happens, happens,
she-it, she-it... (Repeat until you become one with she-it)
Please this flower and buy our shit.
Confucianism: Confucious say, "Shit blast,Shit blast".
Confucious says, "If shit has to blast, let it blast
PROPERLY."
Buddhism: If shit knocks, it isn't really shit.
If shit happens, it isn't really happening TO anyone.
Shit will knock again to your door next time.
Only he who totally gives up the desire for shit will
have salvation with bad digestion.
Zen: What is the sound of shit blasting ?
7th Day Adventism:
Shit knocks on everyday with one day off.
Hinduism: I've seen this shit blasting before.
This shit is not a religion,it is the way of life.
This shit happening IS you.
Protestantism: If shit get rude, it happens in liquid.
If shit happens, praise the lord for it!
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Episcopalianism: If shit happens, hold your hole.
Lutheranism: Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.
Anglicanism: It's true, shit does happen -- but only to Lutherans.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it.
You were born shit, you are shit, and you will die shit.
Charismatic Catholicism:
Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love you
anyway.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to US?
Why does shit always happen just before closing the deal?
Reform Judaism: Got any laxatives?
Islam: If this shit happens, it is the will.
If shit happens, take a hostage.
We don't make any shitty bombs.
Nation of Islam:
Don't take no shit!
New Age: That's not shit, it's feldspar.
A firm shit does not happen to me.
This isn't shit if I really believe it's chocolate.
I create my own shit.
If shit blasts, honor it and share it.
Sheeeeeeeeeeit!
Were all part of the same shit.
For $300, we can help you get in touch with your inner shit.
Wicca: If shit happened once, it will happen twice more.
The Goddess makes shit happen.
Jehovah's Witnesses:
No shit happens until Armaggedon.
there is only a limited amount of good shit.
Knock Knock, "Shit Happens."
Here, we insist you take our shit.
Shit ejects door to door.
Good Morning, I have some shit for you to read.
Secular Humanism: Shit is nothing we all are shit.
Darwinism: If brown shit crosses with black shit then yellow shit forms.
Creationism: And the Lord said "Let there be shit" ... and there
came piles of it. After six days of this shit, He rested.
Christian Science:
When shit happens, don't call a doctor--pray.
Shit doesn't happen and I am not up to my eyeballs in it.
Our shit will take care of itself.
Shit happens in your mind.
Atheism: I don't believe this shit!
Shit doesn't happen. Shit is dead.
No shit!
It looks and smells like shit, so I'm damned if I'm going
to taste it.
Religion from an Atheist's point of view: I haven't smelt, seen, touched, or tasted it. But it's shit.
Agnosticism: It looks and smells like shit, but I haven't tasted it, so
I'm not sure whether its shit or not.
What is this shit?!
I don't know shit!
How can we KNOW if shit happens?
You can't prove any of this shit!
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Hey, this is good shit, mon.
Mormonism: If shit happens, shun it.
Excrement happens. (you can't say 'shit' in Utah)
Hey, there's more shit happening over here!
Our shit is better than your shit.
Shit happens again & again & again ...
Energizer Bunny: Shit happens and happens and happens and ...
Baptist: You are shitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for it.
We'll wash the shit right off you.
Southern Baptist: Shit will happen. Praise the lord!
Iraqi Baathist: Oh shit!
Voodoo: Shit doesn't just happen -- somebody dumped it on you.
Let's stick some pins in this shit!
This shit's gonna get you!
Televangelism: Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop
happening...
Unitarianism: What is this Shit?
We affirm the right for shit to happen.
Go ahead, shit anywhere you want.
It's not the shit that matters. It's the process.
Orthodox: St. Sergius found his faith in deep shit.
Greek Orthodox: Shit happens, usually in threes.
EST: I am at cause that shit will not happen.
You're responsible for all the shit that happens.
Fundamentalism: There's no shit in the Bible.
Shit happens, but don't publish it.
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