The Respectable holy shit:
It is a kind of Shit which looks like a perfect shit means the perfect mixture of all food you had in dinner. The piece of shit which is easy to drain and easy to eject.
The Ghost Shit:
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.
The Hierarchical pieces of shit:
This shit is also know as a bungalow shit. Why ?, Because many pieces of shit together makes a mountain.One piece on another makes it look like a bungalow.
The Clean Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.
The Wet Shit:
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper
between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
The Second Wave Shit:
It is a kind of Shit which looks like a perfect shit means the perfect mixture of all food you had in dinner. The piece of shit which is easy to drain and easy to eject.
The Ghost Shit:
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.
The Hierarchical pieces of shit:
This shit is also know as a bungalow shit. Why ?, Because many pieces of shit together makes a mountain.One piece on another makes it look like a bungalow.
The Clean Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.
The Wet Shit:
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper
between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
The Second Wave Shit:
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
The Brain Hemorrhage Through Your Nose Shit:
Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
The Brain Hemorrhage Through Your Nose Shit:
Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
The Corn Shit:
No explanation necessary.
The Lincoln Log Shit:
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
The Notorious Drinker Shit:
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the trade mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit:
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
The Wet Cheeks Shit:
Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
The Liquid Shit:
That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.
The laughing angrily shit:
When you are pressurising your shit and it is denying to eject but still you are pushing it hard that time when your facial expression changes like you are laughing ,and veins of your neck appears out. Then remember this term laughing angrily.
THE NO MAN LANDS SHIT :
No explanation necessary.
The Lincoln Log Shit:
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
The Notorious Drinker Shit:
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the trade mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit:
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
The Wet Cheeks Shit:
Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
The Liquid Shit:
That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.
The laughing angrily shit:
When you are pressurising your shit and it is denying to eject but still you are pushing it hard that time when your facial expression changes like you are laughing ,and veins of your neck appears out. Then remember this term laughing angrily.
THE NO MAN LANDS SHIT :
When you shit on others land to take your revenge.
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