Monday, September 6, 2010

Mr. Phenyl (the toilet cleaner & Your shit killer)






Where there is shit,there i am ..I don’t need any introduction but remember my identification i am blue in colour and you will find me near by your commode all the time..I have only one enemy which is your shit. Change my name if i do not clean your commode in one go..Any kind of shit,If it comes in my way, it will become holy shit. Whether Junky shit or solid shit or iron shit i promise to erase all the evidence of your presence and make it clean like heaven.I grab the shit by its neck and with the help of water i sink it in deep underground, even its smell can’t reach you.. Rely on me I won’t let you down… You can count on me ;)


Once upon a time while i was busy in a commode cleaning, suddenly a negro came rushing in, he was badly feeling an urge to shit. Quickly, he dropped his pants down and released two,three pieces of shit. Each one was approx 19 or 20 cm long and so sticky it caught my commode. After he finished, he tried to flush his shit but nothing happened, it didn’t even move an inch and then he tried to flush thrice but nothing happened. He thought for a minute then took the toilet brush and broke the shit into small pieces and flushed it all with a huge smile and said ‘Was that the best you can do’ but it was not completely gone, few small pieces were stuck on side borders of the commode. And then he saw me, his problem’s resolution. I took hardly a minute to clean it, that neger was so happy with my performance and promised me to come to shit again.

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